Narrow light blue faux leather tag with rounded ends, embroidered in black to look like a pharmacy auxiliary warning label. A solid black pictogram of a pair of shorts viewed from behind sits at the left, followed by the text "For Rectal Use ONLY" on two lines. A black outline is stitched around the edge, and a metal eyelet at the left end carries a silver ball chain.

For Rectal Use Only Tag

$5.00
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Narrow light blue faux leather tag with rounded ends, embroidered in black to look like a pharmacy auxiliary warning label. A solid black pictogram of a pair of shorts viewed from behind sits at the left, followed by the text "For Rectal Use ONLY" on two lines. A black outline is stitched around the edge, and a metal eyelet at the left end carries a silver ball chain.
  • Narrow light blue faux leather tag with rounded ends, embroidered in black to look like a pharmacy auxiliary warning label. A solid black pictogram of a pair of shorts viewed from behind sits at the left, followed by the text "For Rectal Use ONLY" on two lines. A black outline is stitched around the edge, and a metal eyelet at the left end carries a silver ball chain.
  • Three identical For Rectal Use Only tags fanned out at angles, each in light blue faux leather with the same black pictogram and lettering, their silver ball chains overlapping in the centre.
  • The back of the tag, showing plain light blue faux leather with no embroidery and a black outline stitched just inside the edge. The metal eyelet and silver ball chain are attached at the right end.
  • The tag photographed against a yellow ruler marked in inches along both edges, for size reference. It measures 3.25 inches wide by 0.875 inches tall.
  • The tag clipped by its ball chain to a pair of black-handled embroidery scissors, showing how it hangs from a tool to mark it as claimed. ---
  • Narrow light blue faux leather tag with rounded ends, embroidered in black to look like a pharmacy auxiliary warning label. A solid black pictogram of a pair of shorts viewed from behind sits at the left, followed by the text "For Rectal Use ONLY" on two lines. A black outline is stitched around the edge, and a metal eyelet at the left end carries a silver ball chain.
  • Three identical For Rectal Use Only tags fanned out at angles, each in light blue faux leather with the same black pictogram and lettering, their silver ball chains overlapping in the centre.
  • The back of the tag, showing plain light blue faux leather with no embroidery and a black outline stitched just inside the edge. The metal eyelet and silver ball chain are attached at the right end.
  • The tag photographed against a yellow ruler marked in inches along both edges, for size reference. It measures 3.25 inches wide by 0.875 inches tall.
  • The tag clipped by its ball chain to a pair of black-handled embroidery scissors, showing how it hangs from a tool to mark it as claimed. ---
For Rectal Use Only Tag

For Rectal Use Only Tag

$5.00

Sometimes a label is genuinely useful. Sometimes it is purely for effect. This one is sized and styled after the auxiliary warning stickers a pharmacy slaps on a bottle, pictogram and all, which means it manages both jobs at once.

Embroidered in black on light blue faux leather, with a black outline stitched around the edge and a metal eyelet at one end carrying a silver ball chain. The back is plain.

Clip it to your good fabric scissors and watch how quickly people stop borrowing them. It also works on water bottles, gym bags, toolboxes, luggage, and anything else you want firmly and unambiguously claimed.

Size: 3.25 inches wide by 0.875 inches tall (tag body; the ball chain adds length beyond this)

As with all handmade embroidered items, there may be slight variances in thread color, material color and texture, and hardware type or color depending on materials available at the time of manufacture. This is a feature of small batch production, not a defect.

Original design by TundraGeek Creations. Made by me and shipped from Alaska.

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